Currently Listening Live Through This By Hole see related

Dokie.  I gotta stop puking in my car while I'm driving.

I had to call the cops at work last night.  Twenty black guys were about to have a Tijuana stand off in the dinning room.  The dispatcher asked me if they were white, black, hispanic, etc.  I told here it was a shit-ton of black guys.  She asked me what they were wearing.  I said, "They all have on sweater vests.  What do you think?  Jerseys, sweats, gold chains, cell phones around their necks.  We're not talking about some classy ass black guys, we're talking about down the street thugs!"  It took twenty minutes to get the cops out there and by the time they go there the group was gone.  Damn the 5 0.

Currently Listening Hypnotize By System of a Down see related

I'm trying to come to terms with the fact that I'm never going to be that guy that when girls walk into the room they say, "Look at that guy.  He's hot!"  Or even, "He's cute!"  I don't really feel sorry for myself for it.  I'm sure there's something I did along the way that makes me deserve it, but it still sucks.  Maybe I'll just go to church and look for a "nice" girl.

SO, my ex invited me to go out the the bar with some friends.  I was all like, "cool."  Then nobody really talked to me. I had four beers and said screw it and left without telling anyone.  I need GOOD drinking buddies.

I'm getting fat and I'm going bald.

There are SO many things I could have done better.... but there are MORE things I could have done worse.